Sometimes it’s easy to forget I am a living breathing human.
Occasionally I feel like a pork chop in the butcher’s window, just waiting.
Have I ever told you being single is harder at the weekend?
Me saying “don’t get it on my face” made it instantly soft.
I’m sorry if I should be less vocal with any complaints. I’ve never been an extra-marital fuck.
My pleasure is often impeded by wondering what your kids look like, so please stop assuming I can come on demand.
Have I ever told you being single is like being trapped in a room with yourself? And there are no windows to gaze out of, only piles of dirty clothes and empty voids.
I want to get sucked into a portal, eat ice cream on the beach, and then go fuck something.
It’s hard to stop wondering why you haven’t called.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll go throw myself off a bridge to check I’m still alive, if that’s not too dramatic for you.
Maybe you’ll stop being an arsehole and we can all move on.
I am on the train home and I haven’t even begun to think about how to tell my dad I had an existential crisis, quit my job and plan to coast around until I have only enough money to spoon beans into my arid mouth.
Imagine telling god you wish not to exist.
Imagine meeting your maker.
Dad, I’ve lost my shit and I sort of don’t give a fuck either.
I am listening to the bray of my heart and I am,
I am, ok.
I am eating breakfast as if it were my last and not feeling the slightest bit elated.
I am a man in baggy black workwear on the tube annihilating a bag of family sized popcorn
I am listening to your words and wishing I could adhere
I am living my days to the fullest and hoping
I am waiting for a train that hopefully will never turn up
I am wondering if it’s possible I will feel this way forever, and if so, I am feeling hopeless.
I am staring at your smug pouting mouth and knee highs whilst wishing you adversity; unfortunately
I am wishing ill upon all as I reach three-day-hangover territory.
I am wishing I hadn’t seen you today using the tone that only I can stop you employing.
I am staring into space and asking myself repeatedly, what am I going to do now?
I am still the reindeer stood coyly at the buffet table.
I am trying.
Cocaine come down In the middle of May
Bring the sweet release now
there is no point
It’s feeling better already
Mummy can you cradle me
I am wearing a masculine shirt with socks and sandles and I am not giving a flying fish cake no matter how stupid that sounds.
I am thinking about you in a Canada Goose jacket and nothing else.
Where is my ability to think straight when your body is near mine and we are reaching for the kettle?
Is it possible for two people to make a cup of coffee together in exactly equal measure?
I am looking out the window at the rain and thinking about your wet-look hair.
I wish the last time we fucked we weren’t listening to Placebo. I wanted you to think about your hands around my throat instead of your seventeen year old daughter. That’s how hard becomes soft.
I am the wet flannel that slipped off your towel rack.
The drifting smell of freshly cut hedges
And the inconsistent whir of a strimmer
Is a happy family, to me.
The colourful blooming flowers
Cooing of pigeons and sun streaming through a crack in the blind
Is a time when I was living.
Well I never!I never have seen a man run like that.
Oh, sour puss.
What fills you with hatred now?
You skulk around
Bury your head
Think of days gone by
Lift your eyes
Try not to cry.
Has your childish abandon deserted you?
Where is that now?
Mouth turned down
Staring straight through the molten turgid ground.
People will say
You remember her right?
She was the one who always looks miserable.
The joy-kill bunch of bones and
You’ve forgotten what excitement feels like.